blink of an eye; everything’s changed

perks-of-being-chinese:

sexting on facebook

perks-of-being-chinese:

sexting on facebook

claphne:

whenever I’m traveling I always get tripped out at the fact that this is someone’s actual hometown like they know every back road and how to get everywhere and they’ve probably had tons of memories in this city

but I’m just someone passing by

empresspinto:

a-baby-manatee:

cecefredzilla:

heyjohnimholmes:

the-helix-kelpies:

h3rmitsunited:

I was like “Sherlock Holmes”? Are we not saying that right?

How is it supposed to be said….

Oh.

They’re probably talking about Barflesnarp Crumpleface…

Oh, you mean Buttermilk Snugglesnatch?

Candlestick Snapchat?

Biscuitsuace Cappabutt

Bumpercar Cabbagepatch

wanglnciaga:

so when ur famous do u just magically have great skin or

"He forced Hermione to show Snape her teeth - she was doing her best to hide them with her hands, though this was difficult as they had now grown past her collar. … Snape looked coldly at Hermione, then said, ‘I see no difference.’
Hermione let out a whimper, her eyes filled with tears, she turned on her heel and ran, ran all the way up the corridor and out of sight."
A little something for all “Snape was a nice dude who was just misunderstood” people to remember (via theresavoidinmypolaroid)

canadianslut:

*listens to an acoustic performance*

ohhh so that’s what they’re saying

harry potter + sass

cherrylemonades:

my dad just recently learned about “omg”

cherrylemonades:

my dad just recently learned about “omg”

catbountry:

yes-it-means-i-am-bread:

does anyone remember law4kids

like this kids’ website that had these shitty webcomics and animations telling them all about DA LAW

i mean this shit was hilarious even by itself

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BUT THEN PEOPLE STARTED MAKING PARODIES

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AND THEY JUST KEPT COMING

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This one was always my favorite:

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captainamerica-in-middle-earth:

ace-enjolras:

I don’t think writers realize that “strong female character” means “well written female character” and not “female character who punches stuff and shoots stuff”

I dont think men in general realize this

Do I Wanna Know?
Arctic Monkeys

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braverlimit:

Awesome. Hugh Jack is the man